Posted in Favorites, Opinion, Writing on 11/13/2008 11:27 am by Catherine
Unlike CD collections, which exist primarily in homes and may be tucked away in bedrooms — and so are relatively easy to keep private — the iPod is carried in public, where it has the potential to expose all, quickly.
Gone are the days of slow musical revelation, layers peeling away like clothing until a man and his music stand naked before you. On an iPod, everything’s there — songs for exercising, commuting, seducing. Taking your iPod — and its playlists — on a date is the equivalent of wearing your entire wardrobe at once, then holding up each piece of clothing for examination. “Here’s what I wear to work out!” it says. “And in the meantime, check out my silk boxers!”
Granted, the iPod is not the first portable music device. The Walkman has been around for years. But really, what do the contents of a Walkman tell you? They only hold one tape. That’s like deciding whether a guy is hot by looking at one eye. And besides, anyone who has made a mix for a crush knows that, when it comes to romance, music can be carefully manipulated. Selecting the perfect songs for your would-be lover is less a revelation of your soul than a careful construction of a public image that you hope will lead to bed.
During the long-gone days when I still carried around a white, second generation iPod (you know, like, two years ago) it occurred to me that by creating the iPod, Steve Jobs had inadvertently affected modern romance. The San Francisco Chronicle gave me space to elaborate.
The Chronicle also invited me to participate in a podcast about the piece.
Posted in Favorites, Food, Opinion, Writing on 11/13/2008 11:22 am by Catherine
Halfway through the semester, I learned a new word: orthorexia. It means having an unhealthy obsession with eating healthily, an irony that was not lost on me as I stood in line at the Berkeley Bowl watching my groceries be rung up. Wild, line-caught salmon, pesticide-free strawberries — by now, those were normal. But organic ice cream? Was I really now concerned about the origins of my junk food, worrying whether a mint-chocolate-chip-producing cow had access to pasture?
I felt myself burning with self-righteous anger at having to be so self-righteous. I wanted to know the answer to one question: after wreaking so much havoc on my own life, what, exactly, did Pollan eat? So I did what any rational person would: I demanded to see the contents of his refrigerator.
Michael Pollan was one of my teachers at UC Berkeley’s Graduate School of Journalism and don’t get me wrong — he is smart, thoughtful, a fantastic teacher and an all-around great human being. But, as I pointed out in the San Francisco Chronicle, he still ruined my life.
Posted in Favorites, Opinion, Writing on 11/13/2008 11:19 am by Catherine
The idea that backpacks might need genders hadn’t occurred to me until I started paying attention to CamelBak, the maker of these “hydration systems” — that is, bags with internal water bladders. Assuming that men are the default option when it comes to sports, the company doesn’t even bother to label its masculine collections as such. But unless the “Hunting” line and “Outlaw Series” are being targeted toward desperately dehydrated housewives, their intended audience is clear enough. A man who wears a CamelBak, they seem to say, lives life on the edge. Depending on what pack he chooses, he could be a Menace. He might be the grim reaper of Chaos. Sometimes, let’s be honest, he can be a bit of a Rogue.
CamelBak’s “women’s fit” line is, of course, kept separate from the Outlaws and the Hunters; in fact, it’s listed on the Web site directly above “Just For Kids.” Want to go on a rugged hike? Try the Dream. Check out the Charm’s “great colors” (silver/pink, sky blue), or pick up an “adorable” Pixie, which takes “cues from the runway.” If you’re really feeling parched, try the Moxie. It comes in waterfall blue and, according to the Web site, “holds enough water for 2- to 3-hour hikes, rides, or trips to the mall.”
I cannot stand — cannot stand — the stupid names sports companies give to their women’s lines. Luckily in this case, the San Francisco Chronicle let me express my frustrations on the page.